Animal Forest Diary Jun-02-2002

June 2nd, 2002

The fishing derby was today… I had high hopes for it this time. I’d really like to win some more… uh… playable items perhaps? I think we all know what those are.

I started out with the first 6 fish not being exactly what Uomako, the fishing derby master beaver, was looking for. Of course, I dont’ understand why, he eats the “wrong” fish anyway? And I get nothing for that? What kind of operation is this anyway… no bother, back to fishing.

So, I’m looking for a fish larger than at least 32cm and of a certain type. Uomako only wants a certain type of fish as the “prize” fish. Fine, fine… I’ll get your darn fish beaver.

As I approach the river bank I find a large shadow… that looks like a good one! I drop my line right in front of his nose and BOOM, without warning or even a nibble he grabs the hook. Two beers aside, I grab for the handle and yank back, I caught ‘em!

Proud of my large catch, I promptly returned to Uomako for my prize. Uomako took one look at the fish and was surprised at it’s size… 59cm! I’d got the top fish so far today! Woohoo! Uomako ate the fish, stating that it was rather tasty, and turned towards his handy fishing derby cart to retrieve my prize. As he turned around I could see that it was a… lousy OUTFIT! OH MY! NO NO NO NO NO! I DO NOT LIKE OUTFITS, I DO NOT LIKE THEM AT ALL!

Well… before I put it on I’d hoped that it may be that Gamecube outfit that the cooler animals have been sporting lately… of course, much to my dismay it was not. Utterly ticked off at the beaver, I returned home, refusing to participate in a “fishing derby” where a beaver eats all the fish and the winner gets a lousy outfit.

As I returned home, I checked my mail, forgetting to earlier in the day in order to caught the first fish… I found that my Hyper Room Academy rating had sky rocketed to 7422. Hmm… maybe they liked my new bonsai plant? No matter, I went inside and took a much needed nap. Darn beaver…

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