Finally, I can rid myself of the evil doers who call themselves “telemarketers” by banning them from my phone line for free. Of course, if they actually do call, it’ll cost them $11,000.
I’ve had some great interactions with telemarketers in the past; ruthlessly hanging up on them, leaving the phone of the hook while they babble to themselves, or my favorite of actually trying to get them to explain to me *why* I should be bothered to listen to their 10 minute spiel. I usually just hang up on them, getting the power of my phone back and virtually slapping them in the face. They will be missed.
Who gets the last laugh now?