Don’t Worry… It’s All Natural

June 20th, 2003

Walking on the sidewalk can be dangerous to one’s health. Besides the obvious things like car’s careening out of control, window washers falling from the sky, or complete wacko homeless guys that may cause a heart attack, smokers can cause serious health problems while walking. In an effort to deter people from smoking in public places, I’ve come up with a new plan.

Today, while walking during my lunch, I unfortunately wound up behind a smoker. Normally I would just walk a little faster to dodge the air pollution but today I did something even better. While walking along side the smoker I realized that something was dwelling inside my stomach, oh yes ladies and gentlemen, I had a nice “gas bubble” brewing. So, after I was directly in front of them, I let her rip! With the release of non-cancerous gas into the air, I smiled knowing full well that Mr. Smoker just got a whiff of his own medicine.

Now, I’m not one to fart and tell, but as you can see I couldn’t “hold out” on this one.
*Pfffffffffffffft…* I’m out.

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