Does this look like rain to you? If my pants are any indication, it’s a damn flood out there. While just walking to the bus both back sides of my pants were entirely soaked. By the time I got off the bus and into the office my entire pair of pants were drenched. Hell, I had to remove my wallet as to not dampen the last 2 dollars to my name.
Watching people fighting with their own umbrellas is a funny thing during a heavy rain. People continue to use those crappy $5 umbrellas sold on the street corner, confident that those scraps of vinyl will keep them dry. Shit, if my UFO sized golf umbrella can’t keep me dry no fusking umbrella will.